Highschool called. It wants it's drama back

Does Brad Pitt Taste Like Candy?

2009-06-02T08:03:00.001-07:00

Visiting an earlier topic, I wonder, does Brad Pitt taste like candy? I don't really remember where this question came from, all I know is that it originated at school. But why? And what in the hades started that shannigans? I don't know, but it is a VERY interesting question. I want to taste Brad Pitt, so do most of the people I know ( even the guys). I bet he tastes like candy. Really sugary candy , the kind that melts on your tongue.

Peace.

The Miracle That Is Macaroni And Cheese Pizza

2009-05-25T11:06:00.000-07:00

So, for lack of something better to write about on this uneventful Memorial Day, I might as well roll with my friend Dennis' suggestion to write about...FOOD!!! Specifically the miracle that is macaroni and cheese pizza. Who was the incomparable genius who decided to combine two of the most amazing foods on the planet?! Whoever he/she was, I'd like to give them a bone crushing hug and pay them vast mounts of money.....maybe not that last part, but they'd definitely get a hug. However, despite the amazing nature of this food, it has yet to find a main stream market other than Cici's Buffet. HOW COULD THIS BE?! This pizza needs to be everywhere!!! You should make it your personal mission to spread the word about this miracle food! I know I have (along with teaching all my guy friends how to make a girl orgasm XD).

Anyways, me thinks I shall be posting on a regular basis from now on instead of just randomly and months apart. I will practice the use of my wit and humour (?) on my no-existence guinea pigs.

Peace.

Old People In Booty Shorts

2008-09-01T12:43:00.001-07:00

So I know it's hot outside and all that jazz, but is it really necessary for saggy old guys with bitch tits to be running down the side of the highway wearing pink booty shorts and no shirt. First of all EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Secondly, it distracts people...especially people like me with the attention span of a peanut who thinks it's funny when some one says penis. Projectile vomitng while in a car is probably not the best idea for the driver or any anyone else inside either. And of course they have to wear fanny packs....always with the fanny packs...

Peace.

So What If...

2008-08-31T19:27:00.000-07:00

Okay this is a theory I've been working on for a long time so bare with me will you? What if aliens really are watching us? So yeah it sounds crazy but think about it. What if aliens are watching, but they think that cars are the intelligence on this planet. It wouldn't be hard for them to make that mistake seeing as to how cars are everywhere. If they thought that humans were parasites that lived off the cars, and in an effort to save the cars the exterminate the "parasites" aka humans. How soon would they realize there mistake.

Sorry. I think about some freaky shit when I'm at school.

See also "What would happen if you boiled piss?"

and "Does Brad Pitt taste like candy?" etc.