Old People In Booty Shorts

So I know it's hot outside and all that jazz, but is it really necessary for saggy old guys with bitch tits to be running down the side of the highway wearing pink booty shorts and no shirt. First of all EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Secondly, it distracts people...especially people like me with the attention span of a peanut who thinks it's funny when some one says penis. Projectile vomitng while in a car is probably not the best idea for the driver or any anyone else inside either. And of course they have to wear fanny packs....always with the fanny packs...

Peace.

So What If...

Okay this is a theory I've been working on for a long time so bare with me will you? What if aliens really are watching us? So yeah it sounds crazy but think about it. What if aliens are watching, but they think that cars are the intelligence on this planet. It wouldn't be hard for them to make that mistake seeing as to how cars are everywhere. If they thought that humans were parasites that lived off the cars, and in an effort to save the cars the exterminate the "parasites" aka humans. How soon would they realize there mistake.

Sorry. I think about some freaky shit when I'm at school.

See also "What would happen if you boiled piss?"

and "Does Brad Pitt taste like candy?" etc.