Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Does Brad Pitt Taste Like Candy?


Visiting an earlier topic, I wonder, does Brad Pitt taste like candy? I don't really remember where this question came from, all I know is that it originated at school. But why? And what in the hades started that shannigans? I don't know, but it is a VERY interesting question. I want to taste Brad Pitt, so do most of the people I know ( even the guys). I bet he tastes like candy. Really sugary candy , the kind that melts on your tongue.

Peace.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Miracle That Is Macaroni And Cheese Pizza


So, for lack of something better to write about on this uneventful Memorial Day, I might as well roll with my friend Dennis' suggestion to write about...FOOD!!! Specifically the miracle that is macaroni and cheese pizza. Who was the incomparable genius who decided to combine two of the most amazing foods on the planet?! Whoever he/she was, I'd like to give them a bone crushing hug and pay them vast mounts of money.....maybe not that last part, but they'd definitely get a hug. However, despite the amazing nature of this food, it has yet to find a main stream market other than Cici's Buffet. HOW COULD THIS BE?! This pizza needs to be everywhere!!! You should make it your personal mission to spread the word about this miracle food! I know I have (along with teaching all my guy friends how to make a girl orgasm XD).


Anyways, me thinks I shall be posting on a regular basis from now on instead of just randomly and months apart. I will practice the use of my wit and humour (?) on my no-existence guinea pigs.


Peace.